Kris Boyd's Shorts
The news that Kris Boyd had make a shock return to the
Scottish international set up must have had tent makers and camping supplies
merchants all over Glasgow overjoyed. For it is only those fine fellows that
would have the requisite material to produce shorts for the striker now plying
his trade at Kilmarnock. It’s not that Boyd is a fat man – although he’s never
shied away from a second helping by the look of him – it’s just that he is a
big man who wears BIG shorts. Neil ‘Razor’ Ruddock…now there was a fat
footballer who wore massive shorts. But Boyd seems to
have decided that not an inch of flesh should be seen while he is on the pitch.
Such a demure attitude to dress is not expected in the professional leagues
these days so I for one applaud Boyd and his continued fight to keep the cloth
makers of Scotland in business. Still doesn’t make him any good mind.
